Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
(M)ad Man.
Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy
Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage
Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage
Monday, November 9, 2009
"It's So Hard To Say Goodbye to Yesterday"
Or rather, like 6 weeks ago...
"It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday" from thomas schwenn on Vimeo.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Beard...
Who's that, you ask? Oh, that's Richard.
He plays piano Friday nights at The Ivory Room in Madison.
Why is he special?
1. He always plays what we want to hear.
2. The beard, the rainbow suspenders, the beard.
3. He stops playing when we enter, to acknowledge and asks what we want to hear.
4. He once had a heart attack (2 years ago), but wanted to come back to playing right away. But his wife wouldn't let him. That's dedication.
Best songs:
1. "Here Comes My Baby" by The Tremeloes/Cat Stevens
2. "The No-No Song" by Ringo Starr
3. "Space Oddity", by David Bowie
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Overheard: Library
"I'm actually re-watching Newsradio right now, on DVD."
-guy at the library, as he's hitting on a girl a couple points out of his league.
Good luck with that, man.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Drunk in Public
me: doesn't this guy look a lot like Kevin?
mike d.: Yes that was Kevin....i actually had to go pick him up that night......he's such an embarassment.
kevin: just a warning to you all. when i show up wearing all black you better have your eyes on and your ears open because i am here to party. and by party i mean im gonna drink all your beer, roll around on your floor and walk around like im in a limbo contest.
me: oh, you mean "Saturday"?
seriously, that looks a lot like Kevin.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Links
Who Said It, NFL Coach or Dictator? (I got 10/12)
Old Lady Gives Advice to Larry David.
The Commandments of Ass-Smacking
19 Things a Man Shouldn't Say (I actually agree with all of these. Except "boobs". That's just a funny word, dammit.)
Old Lady Gives Advice to Larry David.
The Commandments of Ass-Smacking
19 Things a Man Shouldn't Say (I actually agree with all of these. Except "boobs". That's just a funny word, dammit.)
Friday, October 16, 2009
What Goes Around...Goes Nowhere.
You know what I find annoying?
When someone says that 'something is going around', in reference to someone or a group of people being sick.
Why?
1. We live in a world, where we're interacting with people all the time. In our daily life, there are bound to be at all times, at least 3 people who are not feeling well.
Thus, there is ALWAYS something going around.
2. It's called the 'common cold' for a reason. Because it's common for people to feel under the weather, all the time. This isn't some special situation.
It's not like we're all Bruce Willis in Unbreakable (which is really under-rated, by the way.)
So, my advice is to just shut the hell up about having a cold, or diagnosing your immediate environment as having something.
We all know it.
When someone says that 'something is going around', in reference to someone or a group of people being sick.
Why?
1. We live in a world, where we're interacting with people all the time. In our daily life, there are bound to be at all times, at least 3 people who are not feeling well.
Thus, there is ALWAYS something going around.
2. It's called the 'common cold' for a reason. Because it's common for people to feel under the weather, all the time. This isn't some special situation.
It's not like we're all Bruce Willis in Unbreakable (which is really under-rated, by the way.)
So, my advice is to just shut the hell up about having a cold, or diagnosing your immediate environment as having something.
We all know it.
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